creepymutelilbugger:

she took the midnight train going anywhere

peekychu:

peekychu:

Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

AAAAAAH HOW DID SHE DO THAT

hilariabaldwinsspanishaccent:

only-cat-memes:

droughtofapathy:

rezmacro:

the work printer cries out, “no stop, that’s too much! youre gonna make me jam!” as i load a full ream into her tray, but it’s too late. “see, you can take it. you’re doing such a good job for me.” i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

himydogsayswoof:

emergency-broadcast-archive:

i swear to god i thought jerma was in the casket

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

sonoiltuopeggiorincubo:

sacred-portal:

marlinspirkhall:

notallmensheviks:

turns out the creator of gandalf big naturals made the images while recovering from anesthesia for top surgery. this implies that the big naturals in question are, in fact, the artist’s, and somehow migrated onto gandalf. this has major consequences.

(waking up from top surgery) where’s gandalf?

Nurse, tears in her eyes: Who do you think took your big naturals?

eclogues:

being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i’m right

cmdthenerd:

crimsontentacles:

petalstofish-deactivated2022041:

May I please add: PLANETARIUMS.

ART MUSEUMS also

cryptvokeeper:

sandmandaddy69:

radwolf76:

dagny-hashtaggart:

tastefullyoffensive:

Similarly burpees, named for their creator, physiologist Royal H. Burpee

Guess which fast food chain was founded by Glen Bell.

thahalfrican:

mostly-funnytwittertweets: